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The Swordsmen DVD "Live at Faire" is here. See T-shirts, Posters and Coloring Books.

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Our DVD - 20 years in the making!

Here, for the first time on DVD, the Swordsmen proudly present a full day of performances - LIVE - at the Bristol Renaissance Faire!

Qty:   Live at the Faire The Swordsmen DVD, $25.00.
Available for $20.00 from The Swordsmen at Bristol. Buy directly from Dirk & Guido and save $5.00!
Ohio fans, we are working on it. Don't wait; buy now.

Front Cover	Insert	Back Cover & spine
The DVD includes... Features: The Morning Show The Man Show The 5:30 Children's Show   (starring Bobby Beaver) Extras: Swordsmen Slide Show Bloopers Reel Q & A with the Swordsmen The Cookie Quiz! DVD Commercial Approximate running time is 106 minutes. Conceived, choreographed, written, directed, and performed by David Woolley and Douglas R. Mumaw This movie filmed and edited by the fabulous TONICK Productions, in association with The Swordsmen! Productions, © 2008

Wow! This looks like the picture on the home page!
Woodcut T-shirt, Natural.
Price: $17.00 On Sale! $10.00


Qty:  Small

Featuring: Dirk, Guido, Bobby Beaver and Willy the Wolf!
Guns & Puppets T-shirts, Purple or Azure.
Price: $18.00 (XXL is $20.00) On Sale! $10.00
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Qty:  Purple, Small    
Qty:  Purple, Medium   Qty:  Azure, Med
Qty:  Purple, Large       Qty:  Azure, Large

Swordsmen in Action Poster! "Thrust for Glory" - wherein the Rapier Man Meets His Doom, as orated by Guido Crescendo and endured by Dirk Perfect. It features jagged rocks and lots of cleverly staged "special effects."

"A particularly theatrical death. Self-serving and aggrandizing." Perhaps you've seen it performed? Even if you have not, with this hilarious handy pictoral guide you can learn all the parts yourself!

Below we see the poster entire, at a reduced size. In real life, it measures 24 in. by 36 in. A slightly closer look is here. An actual size close-up of one small part is here: Both open in new windows.

Qty:  "Thrust for Glory" Poster, $5.00

Slightly more Detail   Actual size detail, one small part. New windows

The poster measures 24 in. wide by 36 in. long - standard big poster size. We ship it in a mailing tube regular US mail.

Illustration and design by Adam Mock. Concept and Text by David Woolley and Doug Mumaw. Jagged rocks are not included.

Coloring Books! "The ABC's of The Swordsmen!" is just the thing for learning new words and having fun doing it.

Below we see the front cover, the first letter (out of 26,) the first letter partially colored in, and the back cover (colored page not included - you willl have to do your own coloring, I'm afraid.)

Click here to see a large gif animation of parts of the book or for the smaller-sized animation, click here. Each of these opens in a new window.

Qty:  "The ABC's of The Swordsmen!" Coloring Book, $9.00

Front Cover	Letter "A" page	Sample of coloring	Back Cover
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The book measures 9.5 in. wide by 12.5 in. long. We will ship it via regular US mail rather than priority mail.
Illustrations by Adam Mock. Concept and Text by David Woolley and Doug Mumaw. Colored-in page is not included. By the way, all the black & white images here and elsewhere on the site are from the coloring book (altered slightly to suit their purpose here.)